You exaggerate your own reactions.

I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.

I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now.

I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?

I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme.

Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!

I'm fascinated by how you'll change your position so many times over a lifetime, but really what you're doing is occupying a series of positions on a landscape.