Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
Dylan MoranThe measure of a conversation is how much mutual recognition there is in it; how much shared there is in it. If you're talking about what's in your own head, or without thought to what people looking and listening will feel, you might as well be in a room talking to yourself.
Dylan MoranI don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?
Dylan Moran