As an Irish person, there's a historical fascination with America: America is the default green and promised land for Irish people and Italians; that's what we grow up with.
Dylan MoranYou're never going to go. Why would you go? It's a disgusting place. It's always wet even when it's dry. There's nothing there. Farmers aren't really people, you know this. They're just necessary, we need somebody to kill cows.
Dylan MoranIdioms are a big thing in Ireland. They want to fill the time, to show how good they are at talk - it's a talk-off
Dylan MoranI'm just trying to understand what's around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target.
Dylan Moran