If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

I always try to address where I am. I'll talk to the people and try to find out what it is about that particular place that makes it distinct from everywhere else.

Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine.

People who get implants, it's so depressing, you know... People - I don't know. The route of that, you know, maybe they want more love or attention, or what it is, but they always go for the most obvious place, you know? Here... Well if you really want more attention, why not get them in your eyes? And then move your eyes down to where your nipples used to be, put your breasts up on your head, everybody will pay attention!

Idioms are a big thing in Ireland. They want to fill the time, to show how good they are at talk - it's a talk-off

I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.

I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now.