I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now.

You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...

People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that...shite.

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.

I have used that song ["50ft Queenie"] and I'm a big PJ Harvey fan. I think she's fantastic.

If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room; you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything. I've written lots of material, but how do you memorise 90 minutes? That's one hell of a long speech. I've always had problems with that.