Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?!
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.
Do your own thing. Speak in your voice.
I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme.
I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a celebrity - a celebrity is someone who is famous but doesn't do anything.