Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? There’s nothing worse to look at in the world.

And yet, people still turn to Jesus. You will notice though that the kind of people who turn to Jesus tend to be the sort of people who haven't done that well with everybody else.

‎What's the weather like? ... It's fierce mild!

There's always a host of voices you're inspired by. I love Don DeLillo, and I love Isaac Bashevis Singer, and I love Beckett, and I love Pinter. He's one of the funniest voices in English literature since Dickens.

You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.

Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once.

I've got better things to do than read rubbish about myself.