I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.

People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'

You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, and he arrives with a sandwich! And you think: "Yes! Yes! I control sandwich monkey! I live in magic land, magic land, magic land"

Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once.

You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'

If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls.

[Washington] is the political capital. It's essentially a big office.