I know they're not getting divorced or anything, but when your parents argue it makes the whole universe seem like it's tipping, like everything could change if they got mad enough at each other, like the world isn't a safe place. And of course, that's true, isn't it? The world is not a safe place.

You can't have an ending. It's impossible. Because unlike in the movies, life goes on. You're never at the end until you die.

If those are your friends, you've got no need for enemies.

8. Fact: It is a bad idea to date a known cheater, because even if he doesn't cheat on you, you will always know he's capable of it and will never fully trust him. Then you will become even more insecure and neurotic than you already are.

Love is when you give someone else the power to destroy you, and you trust them not to do it.

I suffer migraines. I do not suffer fools.

Sometimes it's a good idea to think about what you want from a situation, and try to get it, rather than just blurt out the first thing that comes into your head.