Optimism is the cheerful frame of mind that enables a teakettle to sing, though in hot water up to its nose.
Earl WeaverThe job of arguing with the umpire belongs to the manager, because it won't hurt the team if he gets thrown out of the game.
Earl WeaverYou win pennants in the off season when you build your teams with trades and free agents.
Earl WeaverNobody likes to hear it, because it's dull, but the reason you win or lose is darn near always the same - pitching.
Earl Weaver