I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife.

Coaches are an integral part of any manager's team, especially if they are good pinochle players.

Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score.

Do the dull things right so the extraordinary things will not be required too often.

The only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field.

A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.

I'd rather you walk with the bases loaded.