I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife.

You win pennants in the off season when you build your teams with trades and free agents.

If you know how to cheat, start now.

The guy who says, 'I love the challenge of managing,' is one step from being out of a job. I don't welcome any challenge. I'd rather have nine guys named Robinson.

Every time I fail to smoke a cigarette between innings, the opposition will score.

Some have said that I can accept inadequacies in my players but not in umpires. That completely misses the point. I can't tolerate anyone's mistake.

We're so bad right now that for us back-to-back home runs means one today and another one tomorrow.