We're so bad right now that for us back-to-back home runs means one today and another one tomorrow.
Earl WeaverIn baseball, you can't kill the clock. You've got to give the other man his chance. That's why this is the greatest game.
Earl WeaverThe only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field.
Earl WeaverThe Chinese tell time by 'The Year of the Horse' or 'The Year of the Dragon.' I tell time by 'The Year of the Back' and 'The Year of the Elbow.' This year it's 'The Year of the Ulnar Nerve.' Someone once asked me if I had any physical incapacities of my own. 'Sure I do,' I said. 'One big one - Jim Palmer.'
Earl Weaver