My house was bugged. They couldn't find any information on me being a subversive because I happen to love America; I just don't like some of the things the government is doing.

The stage floor was a stage of thin ice for me to tread. To hold my own or to sink through and die, never to be remembered.

A cat is a cat. She has no race creed or collar.

Thank God you've got a sense of humor, or you'd be in trouble.

I would like to be writing more because people are constantly asking me questions, and I write down what they are asking me.

I sent my daughter 40 roses last November because I thought she was 40. And she laughed her head off. She is not going to be 40 until this year!

I don't believe in bringing children into the world out of wedlock.