I got some news for you. One, there is no Jesus. Two, there is no God. Three, mind your own business and everything works out.

I got some news for you. One, there is no Jesus. Two, there is no God. Three, mind your own business and everything works out.

I will always have enough money to last the rest of my life...as long as I don't buy anything.

I was a newspaper editor in high school, and I truly thought of journalism as a career. I loved it.

Where the work goes, I go. Wherever adulation occurs, that's where you'll find me.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.

The free access to information is not a privilege, but a necessity for any free society. One of my favorite things to do as a young man was wander through the stacks of my hometown library. I'd just browse until I found something interesting. Libraries have definitely changed my life.