There are currently more political parties in Iraq than unbombed buildings to hold them.

Let's just say it was damn hard [to make the Hangover]. I've got the bumps and bruises to show for it. It's funny because things that don't even look that bad on screen were still extremely painful.

It was never tough [ being the new guy]. It's just the warmest group of people [The Office stuff] you could ever hope to work with.

The piano song that I do in the movie [The Hangover], it's a great example, that was never - that wasn't in the script.

When you're playing a fictional character reacting to the real world, it's incredibly difficult and confusing and kind of messes with your values a bit.

Alcohol causes conflicts, firearms resolve conflicts.

I happen to think singing is hilarious, especially when it pops out at the wrong time.