There are currently more political parties in Iraq than unbombed buildings to hold them.

The piano song that I do in the movie [The Hangover], it's a great example, that was never - that wasn't in the script.

Improvisation is about finding the best joke or the silliest way to get something across. Improvising conflict is always fun because you can just go for it.

April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.

Shouldn't EVERY week be Infection Control Week?

First there was the New Hampshire primary, and we had nearly a year leading up to it. And now, look! Three primaries in one weekend! How many of these things are they going to have?

There are currently more political parties in Iraq than unbombed buildings to hold them.