Alcohol causes conflicts, firearms resolve conflicts.

We spent six weeks there [in Vegas]. The only thing crazy that I did was shoot that movie [The Hangovers]. The stuff in that movie is way crazier than anything I might have done, drunk one night in Vegas. I mean we did it for real in the movie, so that's as crazy as it got.

Working on The Daily Show, I co-produced all those field segments, and that's another huge thing.I probably did more than 100 field segments.

[I read news] because no one's going to tell me what they really think of something.

No one employed [ chaos] better than Jim Henson, by the way, on The Muppets. He had all these chicken Muppets that just brought in the most glorious chaos to whatever scene they were a part of.

I had envisioned doing comedy since childhood. For sure.

Who among us wouldn't rush out and buy a Pepsi if we thought it would make the Osborne's disappear?