Alcohol causes conflicts, firearms resolve conflicts.

This word gets overused in describing actors but I think it applies to Mike [Tyson] in this case - he was totally fearless. He jumped in and played with us comedically and improvised a lot. A lot of jokes in those scenes with him are from him improvising.

Who among us wouldn't rush out and buy a Pepsi if we thought it would make the Osborne's disappear?

There are currently more political parties in Iraq than unbombed buildings to hold them.

Todd [Phillips] doesn't care. That's part of his genius as a director, he will say anything to anybody.

It has been said that a rolling stone gathers no moss. I would add that sometimes a rolling stone also gathers no verifiable facts or even the tiniest morsels of journalistic integrity.

I mean the fun part about when Andy Bernard sings on The Office is he usually embellishes the songs in fun, stupid ways. That's just something that I do in life, like in the shower or whatever. So a lot of that stuff is pretty spontaneous.