'One Week' changed my life because I used to be the Million Dollars Guy, and now I'm the Chickity China Guy.

Only your customers can define quality, because it's meeting your customers' expectations the first time every time. Simply put, it's performance to the standards of the customer.

I think we should start a movement, and everyone should just start wearing metal pants to the airport.

Whoever thought the future would feel so much like the present?

I'm always nervous about singing...always. It may be one of the only things I sweat about.

I like sporks. They're like spoons, but you can poke people with them.

'One Week' changed my life because I used to be the Million Dollars Guy, and now I'm the Chickity China Guy.