Whoever thought the future would feel so much like the present?

I'm having a mid-life crisis, so I thought instead of having sex with a stranger, I'd just get a new haircut. It's good clean fun without all the messy emotional baggage. It's just a haircut folks! It's not like I had an eye removed, or a leg added on! Live a little... it'll grow back!

I like sporks. They're like spoons, but you can poke people with them.

'One Week' changed my life because I used to be the Million Dollars Guy, and now I'm the Chickity China Guy.

Whoever thought the future would feel so much like the present?

Ultimately, we as a band just write what we write. Some of it's very serious, and even in the serious songs, there's sometimes an angle of levity. I think that's just how we communicate naturally and to shy away from that would be, first of all, boring for me, but also it wouldn't ring true to who I am or the way I relate to people or the way we relate to people as a band or the way we relate to the audience. Humor is a big part of it, but we also take our craft very seriously.

I think we should start a movement, and everyone should just start wearing metal pants to the airport.