Whoever thought the future would feel so much like the present?

Only your customers can define quality, because it's meeting your customers' expectations the first time every time. Simply put, it's performance to the standards of the customer.

Whoever thought the future would feel so much like the present?

'One Week' changed my life because I used to be the Million Dollars Guy, and now I'm the Chickity China Guy.

I like sporks. They're like spoons, but you can poke people with them.

I'm having a mid-life crisis, so I thought instead of having sex with a stranger, I'd just get a new haircut. It's good clean fun without all the messy emotional baggage. It's just a haircut folks! It's not like I had an eye removed, or a leg added on! Live a little... it'll grow back!

If I'm looking really intense, it's not because I'm trying to be mystical. It's because I'm thinking '[Dagnabit], that was supposed to be a 7th chord'.