You're the ruler of the universe. Try to show a little taste!
One is always considered mad when one perfects something that others cannot grasp.
Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid?
In the afterlife you don't have to worry about looking for work.
My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
He's too short, he's too... tall, he's... just not going to work.