You're the ruler of the universe. Try to show a little taste!

Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid?

He's too short, he's too... tall, he's... just not going to work.

In the afterlife you don't have to worry about looking for work.

No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.

We are going to finish this picture just the way I want it... because you cannot compromise an artist's vision.

What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?