I'm sorry for croaking at you this evening. This is PM, I'm Eddie Mair: the walrus of news.
Eddie MairMahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran ... in one shot on his website he appears to be dressed only in flowers. Oh - here's the page, you'll see what I mean.
Eddie MairBall-tampering. There, I've said it. Things that shouldn't be said: the judge in the Saddam trial appears to be wearing comedy specs and moustache.
Eddie MairYesterday people were going past my window in t shirts and dresses. But that's the men at the BBC for you.
Eddie Mair