Sinn Fein say, "The British government are buggers".

I'm sorry for croaking at you this evening. This is PM, I'm Eddie Mair: the walrus of news.

The population of the United Kingdom has, for the first time, reached sixty million. If they stood on each other's shoulders they would reach perhaps twenty feet in the air before toppling over.

Yesterday people were going past my window in t shirts and dresses. But that's the men at the BBC for you.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran ... in one shot on his website he appears to be dressed only in flowers. Oh - here's the page, you'll see what I mean.

Ball-tampering. There, I've said it. Things that shouldn't be said: the judge in the Saddam trial appears to be wearing comedy specs and moustache.

Sinn Fein say, "The British government are buggers".