The population of the United Kingdom has, for the first time, reached sixty million. If they stood on each other's shoulders they would reach perhaps twenty feet in the air before toppling over.

As a Doctor, I'm often asked: why can't we see more pictures of Albania?

Our editor came to work today in a vibrant pink shirt. Vibrant. Several members of staff have had to go home sick.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran ... in one shot on his website he appears to be dressed only in flowers. Oh - here's the page, you'll see what I mean.

Sinn Fein say, "The British government are buggers".

The population of the United Kingdom has, for the first time, reached sixty million. If they stood on each other's shoulders they would reach perhaps twenty feet in the air before toppling over.

Yesterday people were going past my window in t shirts and dresses. But that's the men at the BBC for you.