The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought 'Oh, Lord.' I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.

I don't think more concentration is required for Robert De Niro to do what he does as for Jim Carrey to do what he does.

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people

If you're involved in with something that's original, you know, you'll always go back and try to rehash it.

Is it just me, or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem?

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don't turn down money there. You take it, because you never know when it's all going to end. I made Cop III because they offered me $15 million. That $15 million was worth having Roger Ebert's thumb up my ass.