That's my idol, Elvis Presley. If you went to my house, you'd see pictures all over of Elvis. He's just the greatest entertainer that ever lived. And I think it's because he had such presence. When Elvis walked into a room, Elvis Presley was in the f***ing room. I don't give a f*** who was in the room with him, Bogart, Marilyn Monroe.

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

I'm the artist when I'm doing music that I am when I'm acting. I'm everything.

My first concert makes me sound like a real old man. My very first concert was Jackie Wilson.

My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!

All men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives, trying to create their idea of their masterpiece.