The only reason I did Showtime was Robert De Niro. I definitely consider him to be in the top 5 all time actors.

I want a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins.

Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"?

This is a regional fair that attracts people from the surrounding counties and from further distances. The fair draws people from as far away as Albert Lea, Owatonna and the Twin Cities.

I've always had confidence. It came because I have lots of initiative. I wanted to make something of myself.

When I'm doing stand-up, it's just me depending on me. I know how to go out there and make people laugh. I've been doing it since I was a teenager. I trust my instincts. I just go out and talk. A lot of the time I let the material come from the top of my head.

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people