You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're pissed at them.

Is it just me, or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem?

I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.

If you're involved in with something that's original, you know, you'll always go back and try to rehash it.

You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad.

I haven't read a newspaper in 20 years. I don't look at the computer or anything. You have to have a filter on what you let in.

After all these years, I've done well and I'm cool. I feel comfortable in my skin, I've saved some paper, everybody's healthy, my kids are beautiful and smart, doing different things, it's all good.