I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.

I'm in a position that allows me to do what I want to do, and I do it.

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

It is as big a mistake to turn down a good shot as it is to take a bad one

I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza.

I don't think there's ever been someone with as much presence as Elvis Presley, I mean if he walked into a room I think everyone would be looking at only him. Even when he was dying and through all that when you looked at him it seemed all put together. It fascinates me.

The competitions are as much a part of the tradition as the actual dances.