Apparently every man was told to bring three women with them. Sounds like a ho-down.

I trip off it. You know what's interesting about the makeup is when you get up close and you know he's been working on your face, and you see where the makeup starts and it stops, and how seamless it is. You could look at it for hours.

I've always had confidence. It came because I have lots of initiative. I wanted to make something of myself.

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!

White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.

I'm in a whole different part of show business. I'm not even part of Shakespeare in Love.

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.