I been seeing newspapers every Sunday morning, white dudes be in there in their drawers, never having no bulge in they drawers. Smiling at you. If I ain't have no bulge, I wouldn't be smiling!

You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're pissed at them.

Stevie Wonder is a musical genius !

Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don't turn down money there. You take it, because you never know when it's all going to end. I made Cop III because they offered me $15 million. That $15 million was worth having Roger Ebert's thumb up my ass.

I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set.

This is how you answer a door in my neighborhood. WHO IS IT?

The white man gets all the best catchphrases!