Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"?

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

I just voted for Jesse Jackson !

You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad.

I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza.

I've made 30 movies and for the most part my movies work. In a business where success is an exception and not the rule, I've mostly been successful.

I'm just a man. I think people are reacting to something else when they see me. They're not reacting to me, Eddie Murphy. They don't even know me. It's just luck and the God in me they're reacting to.