Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
I'm in a position that allows me to do what I want to do, and I do it.
It is as big a mistake to turn down a good shot as it is to take a bad one
Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!"
The white man gets all the best catchphrases!
There's always been a lot of negative stuff written about me. That's why I don't pay any attention to the critics. They've never liked anything I've done. What do critics know? It's the way the audience reacts that matters.