Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"?

When I'm doing stand-up, it's just me depending on me. I know how to go out there and make people laugh. I've been doing it since I was a teenager. I trust my instincts. I just go out and talk. A lot of the time I let the material come from the top of my head.

Apparently every man was told to bring three women with them. Sounds like a ho-down.

My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.

You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad.

I can figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.

I trip off it. You know what's interesting about the makeup is when you get up close and you know he's been working on your face, and you see where the makeup starts and it stops, and how seamless it is. You could look at it for hours.