My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.
Stevie Wonder is a musical genius !
I just voted for Jesse Jackson !
I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.
Every bad decision I've made has been based on money.
You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're pissed at them.