After all these years, I've done well and I'm cool. I feel comfortable in my skin, I've saved some paper, everybody's healthy, my kids are beautiful and smart, doing different things, it's all good.

I am a man who has never tied his own shoes before!

Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!"

I’m a comedian who got into movies, so I don’t really think of myself as an actor.

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set.

The competitions are as much a part of the tradition as the actual dances.