Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.

I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.

Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.