Edgar Bergen Quotes

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.

Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.

We had to have a star each week.. Possibly our program being on Sunday and having a little fun with the Bible was dangerous.

Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.

I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.

So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object!