Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.

Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object!

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.

Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.

I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.