Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.
Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.
So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object!
After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.