You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.

So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object!

You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.