I really like The Dudleyz' new attire. It has that whole Bushwhackers 2000 feel.

2001 King of the Ring? I really like the sound of that! That REEKS OF ROYALTY! So begins the ERA OF AWESOMENESS!

Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you.

We refer to the TLC Match as totally lacking coolness.

I haven't even seen you successfully talk to a woman since I've known you, unless of course, you count Alex Riley.

Just so you know I never had a dad either, but that's another story for another time.

Tell your little mascot to get out of here, cause I have no problem flippin' the bird.