I really like The Dudleyz' new attire. It has that whole Bushwhackers 2000 feel.

I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free.

Well folks, what do you think? Here's our choices.. Should I give Paul Bearer back to Kane? Should I shove Paul Bearer down these steps?

Nobody cares about Michael Cole!

I think the Dudleys are mad at us, well, because we're beautiful!

EDGE WINS! EDGE WINS! EDGE WINS!

And I quote, Michael Cole is still a massive tool!