I think the Dudleys are mad at us, well, because we're beautiful!

I find it to be an ongoing challenge to keep the guitar from becoming too traditional.

Tell your little mascot to get out of here, cause I have no problem flippin' the bird.

Now little kids come to my front door and give me cookies. You see that smile on their face, they're looking at me the same way I used to look at Hulk Hogan and Bret Hart, and that's pretty cool.

I haven't even seen you successfully talk to a woman since I've known you, unless of course, you count Alex Riley.

Why am I arguing with a computer?

Whenever I start working on a song, I immediately try to forget everything, to empty my head. I try to approach it like,“This is the first time I've ever played a guitar. What am I going to do?”. That's one way of getting straight through the conscious mind into the subconscious layer where the true creative spirit lies.