Just so you know I never had a dad either, but that's another story for another time.

I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free.

I haven't even seen you successfully talk to a woman since I've known you, unless of course, you count Alex Riley.

I find it to be an ongoing challenge to keep the guitar from becoming too traditional.

Nobody cares about Michael Cole!

And I quote, Michael Cole is still a massive tool!

Now little kids come to my front door and give me cookies. You see that smile on their face, they're looking at me the same way I used to look at Hulk Hogan and Bret Hart, and that's pretty cool.