Feast your eyes on the severe massivity of our tag partner.

2001 King of the Ring? I really like the sound of that! That REEKS OF ROYALTY! So begins the ERA OF AWESOMENESS!

Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line.

After watching that, I gotta admit, I am awesome!

I really like The Dudleyz' new attire. It has that whole Bushwhackers 2000 feel.

I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free.

Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you.