Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line.

We don't do anything illegal, we do 'run-ins'

Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you.

2001 King of the Ring? I really like the sound of that! That REEKS OF ROYALTY! So begins the ERA OF AWESOMENESS!

Who is his manager? Milton Bradley.

I was using the word awesomeness while you were still in high school, popping zits.

EDGE WINS! EDGE WINS! EDGE WINS!