I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free.

Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you.

Nobody cares about Michael Cole!

2001 King of the Ring? I really like the sound of that! That REEKS OF ROYALTY! So begins the ERA OF AWESOMENESS!

Wrestling pretty much consumes my thoughts. I think for people that are really successful in this business, that's the way it is.

He's the game all right.

I really like The Dudleyz' new attire. It has that whole Bushwhackers 2000 feel.