If men ever discovered how tough women actually are, they would be scared to death.

The goat's business is none of the sheep's concern.

Most of the men regarded Europe as a wine list. In their mental geography Rheims, Rhine, Moselle, Bordeaux, Champagne, or Würzburg were not localities but libations.

Funny, isn't it, how your whole life goes by while you think you're only planning the way you're going to live it?

Living the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causing you to bump into people not going your way.

Does one eat peanuts at a ball game?' 'It ain't hardly legal if you don't.

Your idea of bliss is to wake up on a Monday morning knowing you haven't a single engagement for the entire week. You are cradled in a white paper cocoon tied up with typewriter ribbon.