don't you hate people who say they're not complaining and then complain?
I never go to weddings. Waste of time. Person can get married a dozen times. Lots of folks do. Family like ours, know everybody in the state of Texas and around outside, why, you could spend your life going to weddings. But a funeral, that's different. You only die once.
If men ever discovered how tough women actually are, they would be scared to death.
Does one eat peanuts at a ball game?' 'It ain't hardly legal if you don't.
I like any place that isn't here.
But always, to her, red and green cabbages were to be jade and burgundy, chrysoprase and prophyry. Life has no weapons against a woman like that.