I've wrecked and ravaged half my life in the pursuit of women, and I suffer the pangs of about seventeen regrets -- the seventeen who got away.

Anarchism? You bet your sweet betsy. The only cure for the ills of democracy is more democracy. Much more.

I've never yet read a review of one of my own books that I couldn't have written much better myself.

We spend more time working for our labor-saving machines than they do working for us.

There never was a good war or a bad revolution.

The missionaries go forth to Christianize the savages - as if the savages weren't dangerous enough already.

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.