Ah yes, the head is full of books. The hard part is to force them down through the bloodstream and out through the fingers.

One of the pleasant things about small town life is that everyone, whether rich or poor, liked or disliked, has some kind of a role and place in the community. I never felt that living in a city - as I once did for a couple of years.

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothing can beat teamwork.

When the writer has done his best, he then should proceed to do his second best.

Capitalism: Nothing so mean could be right. Greed is the ugliest of the capital sins.

For women, the sexual act is a means to a higher end. For a man, it is an end in itself.

I always wanted to be a cowboy. But alas! I was burdened early with certain inescapable obligations to world literature.