God is love? Not bloody likely.

Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.

Platitude: a statement that denies by implication what it explicitly affirms.

A rancher is a farmer who farms the public lands with a herd of four-legged lawn mowers.

Be loyal to what you love, be true to the earth, fight your enemies with passion and laughter.

A true libertarian supports free enterprise, opposes big business; supports local self-government, opposes the nation-state; supports the National Rifle Association, opposes the Pentagon.

Life is cruel? Compared to what?