The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war.

Anarchy works. Italy has proved it for a thousand years.

There is a deep, abiding, unshakable satisfaction in a life of complete failure.

The earth is real. Only a fool, milking his cow, denies the cow's reality.

Is the Archbishop's blessing any more meaningful than the Politician's handshake? The come, they go, with bigger things than us on their minds.

Let us praise the noble turkey vulture: No one envies him; he harms nobody; and he contemplates our little world from a most serene and noble height.

Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu, and seaweed slime.