The national parks belong to everyone. To the people. To all of us. The government keeps saying so and maybe, in this one case at least, the government is telling the truth. Hard to believe, but possible.

The ever-rising cost of living: Someday soon, the corporate technicians will be locking meters on our noses and charging us a royalty on the air we breathe.

A crowded society is a restrictive society; an overcrowded society becomes an authoritarian, repressive and murderous society.

And if the computer gives you any back talk, pour some well-sugared office coffee into its evil little silicon brain.

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothing can beat teamwork.

How can I be so evil? It ain't easy.

The death penalty would be even more effective, as a deterrent, if we executed a few innocent people more often.