The world may think it idiotic, Nor care at all we're symbiotic, But I will say at once and twice: I find it nice. I find it nice.

What is, is, and what might have been could never have existed.

I don't know what it is I'm doing. But it's not that. Despite all evidence to the contrary.

When people are finding meaning in things -- beware.

If something doesn't creep into a drawing that you're not prepared for, you might as well not have drawn it.

My mission in life is to make everybody as uneasy as possible. I think we should all be as uneasy as possible, because that's what the world is like.

Interviewer: What is your greatest regret? Gorey: That I don't have one