People never remeber happiness with the care that they lavish on preserving every detail of their suffering.
Edward St AubynIt seems people spend the majority of their lives believing they're dying, with the only consolation being that at one point they get to be right.
Edward St AubynIrony is the hardest addiction of all. Forget heroin. Just try giving up irony, the deep-down need to mean two things at once, to be in two places at once, not to be there for the catastrophe of a fixed meaning.
Edward St AubynThe thing about the 'Melrose' novels is that I have to feel they're impossible when I set out.
Edward St Aubyn